We all know Texans fancy themselves as special because they live in a big state and can secede from the Union whenever they feel like it. (Although, we fought a civil war about states seceding, and, lo and behold, consensus is states can't actually secede, but that's neither here nor there.) Apparently, Texans' specialness has reached new bounds this holiday season.
As we were driving to Dem's house, we passed a truck with this written on its side: "Merry Texmas." So much for "Christmas"; I guess the point of the season is now to worship father Texas in all his greatness and glory. I wonder what the Texmas mascot will be? Perhaps a football, or a barrel of oil.
2 comments:
Marco, you make me laugh. I think you're just jealous that you come from the only state bigger than Texas and don't have near the pride to boast about it. :) Haha!
That is hilarious. So next year I should ditch the tree and just get a set of "Longhorns"?
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